Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Restroom Reader


Restroom Reader

A Book For the Bathroom


available on amazon at $6.99


This is a fun and funny book, containing humorous observations about life.

What better place to read them than on the toilet?


Introduction
What can you say about the Restroom Reader? It’s fun? Funny? Yes, it is. It’s humorous observations and insights about life, about the stuff around us.

It’s a bathroom book.

Don’t just sit there in the bathroom doing nothing. Or waiting. Or texting. Do something. Read a book. Stimulate your mind while you are stimulating your colon. That’s what the Restroom Reader is for! And you don’t have to read the book only in the bathroom, sitting down on the toilet, you can read it anywhere, in any position.

Sizewise, as a paperback, it fits nicely on the toilet tank, on the back of your commode. Or it could also fit on a magazine rack or a bookshelf if you have one in your bathroom. Or if you don’t have a space for it, just remember to take the book into the bathroom with you when you have to go. And, yes, if you have a guest bathroom(s) you should buy more books and stock those bathrooms too! And, yes, you can read the Restroom Reader anywhere outside of the bathroom too; in the living room, the kitchen, the bedroom, even outdoors. And, yes, you can read it on your cell phone too!

And, yes, it makes a great gift for friends and family.

Enjoy the book. And your time in the bathroom.

Here's an excerpt:

Money Mouth

"Put your money where your mouth is" is an old much-used saying. It's time to stop using it. Why? Because if you literally put your money where your mouth is you'll likely be licking a lot of germs. And cocaine. According to Time.com: "Studies show that a solid majority of U.S. bills are contaminated by cocaine. Drug traffickers often use coke-sullied hands to move cash, and many users roll bills into sniffing straws; the brushes and rollers in ATMs may distribute the nose candy through the rest of the money supply. Also found on bills: fecal matter. A report in the Southern Medical Journal showed found pathogens — including staphylococcus — on 94% of dollar bills tested. Paper money can reportedly carry more germs than a household toilet."

Money is dirty. Filthy. It has germs, cocaine and fecal matter on it. Fecal matter? Eww! You don't want to put your money anywhere near your mouth. Maybe we should change that saying to "Put your money where your ass is."



now available on amazon $6.99